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A Couple Horror Films You May Have Missed

Posted in Doctor's orders with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 17, 2011 by Doctor Gash

Okay gorehounds, I see a LOT of horror info while on the job for Dread Central and it has occurred to me that the best horror you’re going to get these days is nowhere near your local mega-plex. Horror, at its finest, is dirty, uncomfortable and unpredictable. Those are three things Hollywood  traditionally tries to distance itself from. That’s why the best horror sometimes takes a little effort to find. But, oh boy, is it worth it!

Let’s be honest, nine times out of 10 you KNOW the horror movie you just saw 15 commercials for on prime time television is going to suck. Whether it be a remake or one of an endless series of sequels, if it’s getting big publicity, it’s probably going to be watered down and lame. Sure, you get the occasional exception to the rule, but that’s what they are, exceptions. Since I get a chance to check out a bunch of indie stuff, I just wanted to bounce a couple off you that you may have missed.

First, I can’t say enough about Stake Land, a great vampire apocalypse film that almost feels like a dramatic version of Zombieland. For horror-comedy, I’ve never seen it done better than in Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. Easily one of the funniest horror films, ever. Extra helpings of laughs and gore. Excellent offering!

Released on the same day, but unfortunately overshadowed by the infinitely disappointing Cowboys vs. Aliens was another alien encounter film entitled Attack the Block. Excellent! And going back a bit earlier this year, Troll Hunter and Hobo With A Shotgun were beautifully creative and unique flicks.

And we can go on and on…from incredibly controversial A Serbian Film to the over the top outrageousness of The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence), horror is on a roll. Don’t ever listen to anyone who says all the genre has are remakes and sequels…those people just don’t know where to look. With OnDemand and ever growing streaming video services, it’s easier than ever to find those hidden horror gems. Take a look. Tell ’em Doctor Gash sent ya!

 

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From the archives…”Botched”

Posted in From the archives... with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on July 5, 2011 by Doctor Gash

Botched (Released Oct. ’07 NYC Horror Film Fest/May 13, ’08 DVD) 7.5 of 10 on the Gash-O-Meter
aka: Botched: Voll Verkackt!
Director: Kit Ryan
Starring: Stephen Dorff, Jaime Murray, Sean Pertwee
Running Time: 91 minutes Rated: Not Rated
Country: Ireland

The winner of Best Feature Film and Best Actor at the 2007 New York City Horror Film Festival, Botched leans more toward comedy than horror, this film relies on loads of gore to attain a horror tag. Very funny, quirky humor is punctuated by plenty of bloody good fun. The ridiculousness of the story and characters (especially the antagonists) just adds into the entertaining “over-the-topness” of the film. It won’t keep you awake at night, but definitely worth it for the laughs and gore!

From the archives…”Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2″

Posted in From the archives... with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 21, 2011 by Doctor Gash
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
(Released Oct. 27, 2000)  0 of 10 on the Gash-O-Meter
Director: Joe Berlinger
Starring: Kim Director, Jeffrey Donovan, Erica Leerhsen
Running Time: 90 minutes Rated: R
Budget: $15 million Gross: $47,737,094  One of the most disturbing films of recent memory. Not for anything the filmmakers attempted, just disturbing for the sheer lack of anything worth viewing. This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Not only does it waste an hour and a half of your life with a disastrous offering, but it sullies the name of the original, which is a real gem. The fact this nonsense is tied to it is unfortunate. This is nothing short of a huge money grab, capitalizing on the incredible original.. Not only is this film horrendous, but it does damage to that which came before. DO NOT WATCH!!! If you do, you’ll be pissed. Terrible.

From the archives…”Bug”

Posted in From the archives... with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 14, 2011 by Doctor Gash

Bug (Released May 19, 2006) 7.5 of 10 on the Gash-O-Meter
Director: William Friedkin
Starring: Ashley Judd, Michael Shannon, Harry Connick Jr.
Running Time: 102 minutes Rated: R
Budget: $4,000,000 Gross: $8,047,800

A psychological thriller helmed by the director of The Exorcist that is nearly completely staged in a tiny motel efficiency. Michael Shannon is excellent and Ashley Judd follows in step as he leads her into his paranoia. Few, but effective special F/X enhance the experience. Harry Connick, Jr also gives a great performance in the surprising role of the abusive ex-boyfriend. A well-made, underrated film that gives viewers a little something different. Nicely done.

From the archives…”Bubba Ho-Tep”

Posted in From the archives... with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 12, 2011 by Doctor Gash

Bubba Ho-Tep (Released June 9, 2002) 4.5 of 10 on the Gash-O-Meter
Director: Don Coscarelli
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Ossie Davis, Ella Joyce, Bob Ivy
Running Time: 92 minutes, Rated: R
Budget: $1 million  Gross: $1,239,183

I wanted to love it. Almost felt like I was obligated to love it. I didn’t love it. Not sure this film belongs on a horror movie list, but the pedigrees of director Don Coscarelli and star Bruce Campbell solidified it. The concept of the film is funny, but it gets old very quickly. Campbell and Ossie Davis are an entertaining duo, but there’s just not enough going on here to keep the audience’s interest. Odd, but solid idea on paper, but loses something in the delivery.

From the archives…”Bride of Chucky”

Posted in From the archives... with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on June 7, 2011 by Doctor Gash

Bride of Chucky (Released October 16, 1998) 6 of 10 on the Gash-O-Meter
Director: Ronnie Yu
Starring: Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Katherine Heigl, Alexis Arquette, John Ritter, Kathy Najimy
Running Time: 89 minutes Rated: R
Budget: $25,000,000 Gross: $50,692,188

Scares go out the window as Chucky series shifts toward comedy. Unintentionally star-studded cast features a young Katherine Heigl as well as John Ritter, Kathy Najimy and Jennifer Tilly (and we’d be remiss did we not mention the one and only Alexis Arquette). The dolls look great and the film is humorous, but there is nothing here to be scared of. Gore is cartoony and, aside from Ritter’s unfortunate corpse, nothing to be noted. Entertaining horror/comedy. Notable ‘run over by tractor’ scene.

“Vincent Rising” and original works at doctorgash.com

Posted in Doctor's orders with tags , , , , , , , , on June 3, 2011 by Doctor Gash

We’ve spent a lot of time with reviews at doctorgash.com, but this site is also for all of us to share our horrific visions. We have original artwork by Grant Latta and some new fiction by Scott Hallam. Check out the first few paragraphs of “Vincent Rising” and check out the rest at doctorgash.com…(and feel free to submit your work! Send it to shallam298@yahoo.com)

Vincent Rising

      Mitch Fassero eased the blue Dodge Dakota into his driveway.  The soft glow of the dashboard’s digital clock informed him the time was 3:52 am.  He was returning home from a painfully long 12-hour shift at the plastic manufacturing plant he’d called home for the last 10 years.  This, combined with a 45-minute commute down a remarkably boring road, had his eyes bleary and he craved sleep.

Mitch dragged his lanky frame from the truck’s cab into the cool fall air.  He nearly locked his keys in the car, noticing them a moment before slamming the door and trapping them inside.  Mitch took a mental inventory of the contents of the front seat (…a pair of sunglasses, water bottle, cd case…) and assured himself there was nothing more needing to go inside.  He swung the door shut and walked toward the inviting front porch of his modest ranch home in rural Saugerties, NY.

“That was a long goddamn day,” he said to himself, sliding his key into the lock.  He opened the door to the quiet solace of his foyer.  There would be no time to check his email or even grab a quick snack.  It was straight to bed for five, maybe six hours of sleep before another long day tomorrow.  “Two more,” he thought aloud, looking forward to the upcoming weekend.  Two more days.”

Mitch ran a hand through is dark shaggy hair and wandered into his unlit bedroom.  A bright beam of moonlight shone through the naked window onto his king-sized bed. It reminded him to get some room-darkening curtains which would help him sleep on nights like tonight and keep the sun out while he slept during the day while working the midnight shift.  He never usually considered things like curtains or area rugs in his bachelor-esque décor. Instead he focused on items that were more aesthetically pleasing to him, the 18-inch Freddy Kruger statue that stood proudly on his dresser, overseeing the room, for example.

Undaunted by the glow of moonlight splashing directly across his pillow, Mitch stripped down, threw on a pair of shorts, and ambled toward the comfort of his waiting blankets.  Easing into the bed, he cast a brief glance out the bare window and hesitated.  He noticed something strange in his neighbor’s yard.

“What the fuck is that?” he said to no one, drawing his face closer to the cool window.  The houses in Mitch’s development sat near each other.  It didn’t leave much privacy, but he never saw their close proximity as much of an issue. It cut down on lawn mowing, leaf raking and other dreaded outdoor chores he didn’t care to be bothered with.

Mitch gazed out at what looked like a person standing in the yard next door.  Knowing his bedroom light was out, and that he couldn’t be seen through the glass from the outside, he allowed himself to lean even closer to the window, pressing his palms against it to steady himself.  He crunched his nose and squinted for a better look.

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